Check out this “horror show” about a woman who says that there are “hundreds” (hundreds!!!) of ants “in her kitchen, her bathroom, and even her bedroom!” An example of the horror:
You feel, like, a little tingle and you’re just, like, “What is that?!?” and you see, like, one ant on you. I’ve had it happen to me three times.
THREE TIMES! Anyways, check out the video. It is actually not a piece by The Onion, but an important news story by CBC.